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How to Hook Up With Hot Waitress

Why is it that every time I finally find a restaurant or bar that I enjoy going to, some sexy waitress comes along and I feel completely obligated to get in her pants just because I’ve been staring at them for two hours straight. One second I’m order a cheeseburger, and the next thing I know I’m smoking weed with this naked Applebee's waitress in my bed figuring out what kind of discounts I’m going to get. I know, I know, you’re not supposed to shit where you eat, but then again sometimes I eat where you shit and I’m not supposed to do that either (think about it for a second).

Getting a waitresses’ number can be quite an easy task because the girl is literally forced into talking to you. There’s no need to worry about coming up with some elaborate opener or pushing the issue when you’re afraid she’s about to walk away. Take your time, you have until the meal is done, and if you can’t get digits by the time you’re done with your main course, there’s always dessert. And when you get really good, you’ll be tasting her for desert. Yeah buddy.

I suggest starting off slow because waitresses have a tendency to get hit on my every horn-ball that sits at their table, so simply ask her how her day is going and say thank you when she gives you her menu. If you plan on ordering some type of alcoholic beverage, ask her what her favorite drink is, perhaps saying something like, “What’s your favorite drink here? And please don’t say something really girly!” You can use the same flirty comment when your order food as well, “What should I get to eat? And please don’t say a salad!” Choose one of the other, there’s no need for both. Don’t get crazy playa.

I like to keep if very polite even when I’m making a joke because the majority of people in this world are straight assholes. They think waiters and waitresses are there to serve them and aren’t people like everyone else, so being polite will immediately be noticed.

Now after your first flirty joke wait until she comes back and try and continue with some standard conversation, asking questions like “So how long have you been working here?”,“Have you been busy today?”, “Are these mozzarella sticks always this good or am I just really high right now?”

When it gets close to the end of your meal is a good time to take that flirting to the next level. What I’ll do is ask them what they are doing after they get out of work very casually, “So do you have any plans after work or are you just going to go home and pass out?” She’ll have some answer and to be polite she respond and say, “What are you doing tonight?” and that’s when you respond in a sarcastic tone and say, “Katie we just met and you already want to hangout with me. I’m not used to moving this fast.” Make sure to call her by her name. By addressing her by her name you’re showing the confidence that you can talk to someone you just met and make it feel natural.

A comment like this takes it from a ‘this guy is just being polite’ to ‘maybe this guy likes me,’ and based on her answer you can get a feel how she feels about you. Worst case scenario she says, “You just asked me!” in a snotty tone and you can say, “I was just kidding,” which is always my bailout.

Since I don’t like imposing on girls when they are work and blatantly asking them for their number, I’ll wait until she’s alone either waiting by the bar for a drink order, or on her way to another table. I’ll time in perfectly like I’m in a mission impossible movie and I’ll get up, walk towards her casually and say “Hey you,” to make sure I have her attention and then I’ll whisper, “I won’t be mad if you leave your number on the check.” I’ll make eye contact and smirk while I keep walking and head to the bathroom or outside to smoke a cigarette.

That how you hook up with the hot waitress boys.

If she wants you to have her number she’ll write it down, and if she doesn’t she’ll pretend like it never happened. It’s the perfect scheme. The only bad thing that can happen is when shit ends poorly because 1). You didn’t answer her texts 2). You only call her after 12pm and 3). You don’t ever bring her around your friends. Then you're stuck watching the football games at your house because you want to avoid seeing her at Miller Ale House, Applebee's, TGIF’s, and McCann’s. Damn, I’m running out of fucking places, but I guess that’s a good problem to have.


Asking An Attractive Cashier For Her Number

I’m sure you’ve all had a time when you were either shopping for some fresh gear, picking up some boars head honey roasted turkey for lunch the next day, or your scooping a fresh pair of Ray bans for summer, and you see a sexy ass girl working the cash register. For years I never could figure out the perfect way to ask them for their number and I always left the store pissed at myself for bitching out, and on top of that I’d look in my shopping bag and realize that I bought a pink pair of Nikes or a Red pair of Ray Bans because I was focused on the girl.

Then, randomly one day after work, I was buying some a fat, juicy, fucking porterhouse for dinner and there happen to be a cute brunette working the register. The swag just happened to be dripping that day, and I unintentionally came across the perfect plan for asking any cashier for her number.

Step 1: 95% Percent of cashiers have some type of name tag, so quickly figure out her name and ask her how her day is going. Simple. You see the majority of people are so rapped up in themselves that they don’t take the time to see how others are doing and just by calling her by her name and asking how her day is going you will immediately grab her attention.

Step 2: You make a joke. She most likely is going to give you the generic “good how about you?” answer, but if she happens to say something like “I’m really tired” jump on it. Say something like “Alright you go home, I’ll take over your shift for that rest of the night. I’ve always wondered what it was like to be a cashier anyway. Give me your shirt.” If she does go with the standard “good how about you?” just have a simple joke planned. Comment on the rainy weather saying something like “My days going good, there’s just freaking monsoon going on outside. I might have to swim home.” If you’re buying clothes say, “Do you even like this shirt?” She’ll say she does and then say, “Okay if one person tells me they don’t like it I’m gunna come back here and be pissed at you,” and give a smile so she knows you’re kidding. Do you best to make her smile, give her a smirk back (nothing to crazy) and let her know what your swag feels like.

Step 3: If you get passed Step 2 and the girl is single, you’re sitting pretty good right here and ya boy Deezy is going to hook you up right quick. At this point you will likely be paying for whatever it is that you’re buying. Use your credit or debit card. This way she’s going to give you two copies of your receipt, and she’ll ask you to sign one of them. Take you copy flip it over and write this on the back:

Your Phone number:____________ 🙂

Give it to her and say “you sign this one while I sign mine.”

BOOM! I fucking love it. It works well because most at most places girls probably aren’t supposed to be giving out there number, but this allows them to be sneaky about it. Wait a day to text her; it will build a little anticipation and then text.


New Year’s Eve Dating Advice

New Year's Eve is a two days away boys, and you know when that clock strikes 12 you would rather have your tongue down some sexy shorties’ throat and with a palm full of ass in one hand and a glass full of champagne in the other rather than having to settle for giving your best friend a homo hug and wishing him the best.

So let’s focus on a few things so we can do to make sure the night goes our way…

First off, if you’re like me then you’re probably used to pre-gaming with your boys until 11 o’clock and then going out, but that doesn’t fly on New Year’s because that ball is dropping at 12 with or without you. That means that you should be out my 9pm, 10pm at the latest to give yourself enough time to scope out the situation so you don’t get stuck making out with some piglet with Tequila breath.

I know I like to use New Years as an opportunity to find an extremely sexy girl, and more often than not someone that I haven’t met yet, so let me help you out with a few openers:

It’s a week after Christmas, so if you see a particular article of clothing that seems very new, like a pair of heels or boots just throw out the comment, “I bet you that those were a Christmas present,” and run away with it.

If you see a girl taking a shot perhaps say something like, “You better not get to drunk, you don’t wanna be passed out by the time the ball drops,” just make sure you say it with a smirk so you don’t come off as a hater and I’m sure she’ll have some type of response.

Once you spark up a conversation, you’re probably going to have about an hour to seal your fate- so get going. Ask her what her New Year's resolution is because in all likelihood it’s going to be about something that she feels self conscious about. Make fun of her, but in a nice way. For instance if she says she’s going to start going to the gym say, “That’s a good one, just don’t be one of those people that buys all these new gym clothes, spandex and the whole nine, works out hard for two weeks and then quits.”

If she says she doesn’t have a New Year’s resolution tell her that everyone has to have a New Year resolution so they can feel a sense of accomplishment- it’ll make your dumbass sound smart. Go on to say that she could pick something simple, and tell her yours is that you want to make sure you put the seat down after you pee.

When you’re finished making her laugh and she’s feeling comfortable and all that good shit, tell her you’re gonna go grab a glass of champagne so you can toast before you kiss- throw it out there casually…

You might get a, “Alright, but no tongue,” but try and slip it in there anyway because it’s fucking New Years!!!!


Scientifically Proven that Muscles Attract Women?

It’s an age old question: Do chicks really dig guys with big muscles? The answer is pretty unfortunate for most of us – yes, they do.

So how do we get rid of the beer belly and lo mein arms? Our options are bleak. We can either spend countless hours in the gym pumping iron and running on the treadmill, or we can turn to 2 suggestions I recently received from a celebrity fitness trainer.

1. Legal Steroid Alternative – Putting on muscle without the help of supplements takes a ton of time that most people simply don’t have. You have to lift weights, do some form of cardio, and plan your meals with the precision of a chemical engineer. It’s just not realistic.

Luckily in this day and age technology is on our side and we can turn to a legal steroid alternative to help us build muscle and lose weight fast. They’re the same supplements professional athletes use to that help give them ‘that edge’ on the field. The products are so effective the manufacturers often give them away for free because they know people will keep coming back for more.

2. Celebrity Workout Routines – Celebrities have means to hire the best personal trainers in the world, so by mimicking their workouts we can achieve similar results at a fraction of the price. My personal favorite is the Chris Pratt workout plan. The guy literally went from being a chubby funny comic on Parks and Recreation to a full blown blockbuster movie star with leading roles in Guardians of the Galaxy and this summer's smash hit Jurassic Park.

The best advice I could give to anyone looking to get in shape is the following: Commit. Plan ahead. Eat right.

There’s no half assing it. If you keep doing the same thing you’re going to get the same results, so for you to have any chance, you need to be 100 percent committed to the cause.

The best way to ensure that you make it to the gym everyday and you’re eating healthy is to plan ahead. Instead of dilly dallying on your lunch break, spend that hour at the gym 3x a week. Wake up an extra 15 minutes early to make yourself a nice breakfast and put together your lunch at that time as well.

Lastly, eating right cannot be over emphasized. If you leave the gym and immediately head to your favorite burger restaurant, it's going to be extremely difficult to achieve the results you want.

Hope this helps!


Dating Rich Women Tips – How To Get Them Attracted To You

dating rich womenDespite all the tips, tricks and ideas you have learned on dating rich women, you probably know already that creating some attraction is the most important thing in taking a beautiful lady's fancy. Without attraction, you simply cannot do it. Attraction is different from getting along or being friends with someone. Practically, if you get along well with a woman, it does not mean that you will ever get over the friendship barrier without attraction.

If you are new to this, understanding how attraction works is probably the biggest challenge. You have to understand how to create this attraction when interested in dating a beautiful woman, hence the necessity of some love advice for men.

Once you manage to understand the principles of attraction, you achieve a superpower that plenty of men can only dream about. It makes no difference what your standards are. It also does not matter if you are interested in dating rich women or just beautiful women. After all, different men have different expectations from their relationships.

The first thing to keep in mind is that you can never convince a woman to be attracted to you. Therefore, all the logical arguments, words and conceptions you present will have null effects in attracting a woman, even if they look perfect. Moreover, some men go even deeper into it. They go into deep and rational discussions in the attempt to explain women why they should be attracted to them. The effect is opposite. She will simply lose all signs of interest.

No matter how kind you are, you probably know already that men tend to never justify themselves, give explanations or excuse themselves. All these things kill the attraction. Most men who read relationship advice for guys can admit that the lack of attraction represents their number one problem, as well as the main reason wherefore they do not have women in their lives.

However, attraction is a simple math equation. Attraction is interest plus challenge. Attraction also means the irresistible urge a woman experiences when she thinks about you. This is not a cognitive process. It does not mean that she thinks about you. Instead, it means that she feels an emotion when she gets close to you or thinks about you. Therefore, this is not a decision, but an emotion. It is an important clue. If you want her to think about you, give her emotions and not reasons or arguments.

So what does interest mean when it comes to dating rich women? It is simple – drawing the attention. You draw her attention by standing up in the crowd. How do you do it. There are more aspects to keep in mind. Women are attracted by leaders, rich men, people who have the power, individuals who can speak well in public, celebrities, men with women around them, men who dress well and stand up in the crowd due to an unusual behavior.

Men react to the exact same stimuli. Practically, these categories of people make themselves remarkable. But think about it for a minute. As a kid, you were told that learning and studying will provide a good job. You become someone, so you will inevitably attract women too. A lot of women believe that one of these categories is more than enough. However, not being able to make the difference between interest and attraction is the biggest mistake. The interest gets a woman closer to you. She may even sleep with you. But sooner or later, you will lose this woman in front of someone who understands the power of challenge.

Interest is just like the Russian roulette – there is always the risk to get burnt. There are plenty of leaders or rich men who can speak well and dress in a fancy manner, but without being able to draw women's attention. Moreover, you should know that the interest gets lost pretty fast. The clock starts ticking as soon as a woman feels attracted to you, so your time is limited.

The challenge is, therefore, the most important element. It is so powerful that it can work without the actual interest too. Some men may not excel in clothing, shower with money or hold speeches on the beach. With all these, they can attract women by being challenging. The challenge always beats the interest because a challenging man is always interesting, while an interesting man is not always challenging. So how can you become challenging in dating rich women? This is by far one of the best dating questions.

Generally speaking, you are a challenging man when the interaction between you and the respective woman starts with a challenge or an impossible scenario. It begins like an incredible story – a story worth being told and kept. You are challenging when you start this story from the first moments of your interaction. A story consists of more parts, such as a powerful intrigue, a peak and other connecting elements. Think about a few things when interested in approaching a lady and asking her for something. Do you have that incredible story? If you come up with a predictable and platonic scenario that she runs into everyday, chances are she will not pay attention to it.

In order to create this story, you have to risk. Risks are not always positive, but they can become your best friends in human interaction. There are a few basic rules in becoming challenging with a few subtle risks. The higher this risk is, the more interesting your story becomes. The more interesting your story is, the more intense her attraction turns. Finally, the more impossible the interaction and relation between you two are, the more she wants you. With these thoughts in mind, you do not necessarily need to be subtle. Just come up with a new way to approach someone. Surprise her, even if this is the first time you see her. Make it risky and she will definitely be attracted by your courage and attitude.


14 Signs a Girl is Interested in You

For most men, girls are elusive creatures and figuring out if a girl is interested seems impossible. Does she really want you? Is she just being polite? Or is she just teasing you? But girls actually give off some pretty surefire signs they are interested in you. By decoding these signs of attraction, you will be able to pick up any girl and decide which girls are worth pursuing. Continue reading


Russian Dating Advice: Find the Girl of Your Dreams

Russian girls are notorious for their beauty, great bodies, domestic skills, and being great wives and mothers. Because of this, hundreds of Russian dating sites and bride services have popped up, each promising to help lonely men find the Russian girl of their dreams. Before you sign up to one of these Russian dating sites, make sure you read this advice first. Continue reading


How to Flirt with a Girl Over Text

Texting has become a basic part of our lives and how we communicate, and it has also become an integral part of dating. So, sorry to break it to you guys, if you don’t know how to flirt with a girl over text, your dating game is going to seriously suffer. The good news is that flirting over text can be learned. And, for all you shy guys, flirting with text is easier to learn than in-person dating skills like bantering. Continue reading


Relationship Tips for Men

Does this sound familiar? You meet a great girl, you date for a while, and you think things are going great in your relationship. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, she breaks it off. What went wrong? And, more importantly, how can you prevent it from happening again?

With these relationship tips, you can keep your relationship going strong for the both of you.

Keep It Hot in the Bedroom

Let’s face it. Sex is the most important part of a relationship. Without it, you two are just good friends. So, if she starts losing her interest in sex, then she is probably going to lose her interest in you.

Keeping sex hot and steamy is something all couples have a challenge with. Over time, you get to know what each other like and you get into a pattern of doing the same thing.   Since you are probably also on a routine for seeing each other too, this just adds to the monotony — like knowing that you will always have sex on Tuesday nights, and that it will start with kissing on the couch, lead to missionary in the bedroom, and end in doggy position.   No matter how much fun this was at the beginning, it WILL get boring.

Unfortunately for men, sex gets boring for women a lot faster. So, men need to be really aware of how their partners are feeling.  Men notoriously aren’t good at picking up on women’s feelings, which is why that inevitable breakup always seems to be “out of the blue.”

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